Not so!
I actually have all manner of little projects on the go.
For example, there's this:

and this:

and this:

and what's this all about?

and of course, not forgetting this:
"...Richard leaned forward and draped himself awkwardly across his wife's lap, the bedsprings creaking softly as he added his weight to hers and placed his hands upon the carpet..."
You see, starting stuff is easy. Finishing is my problem - always has been.
There will be more finishing, I promise. No, really!