Men, huh? Can't live with 'em. Can't strip 'em and spank 'em. Well actually, you CAN, in this little corner of cyberspace. Around here, fully grown males are at constant risk of humiliating bare bottomed correction - hence the 'humblings' of the title.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

The Politics of Spanking

So it seems that we can't even manage to run an election in the UK these days - hundreds of people were left still queueing outside the polling stations last Thursday evening when the clock struck ten and voting closed.

For the unfortunates who missed out on the day, I bring you Underling's Second Chance Election. Admittedly this is a very localised affair: all three ladies are standing in the little-known constituency of Pantsdown & Redbottom, where the hot political issue is the anti-social behaviour blighting the area.

Please be a good citizen and use your vote to decide who ought to be in charge. The poll's over there on the right. You can choose according to your party leanings, or which candidate you think is best equipped to do the job. For those of you who didn't get the result you wanted last week, this is also a chance to try your luck again. Best of all, you can vote from the comfort of your own home, there's no queueing, and polling is open for a whole seven days. Heck, you don't even need to be British to take part.

Now, I have tried hard to make this as like the real thing as possible. For one, there's little to choose between the candidates - all three are bringing similar policies to bear - and secondly, whatever the outcome, eventually the constituents are going to end up getting spanked. In fact whichever of these ladies is elected to parliament, I predict fewer safe seats all round!


  1. Underling:

    Great post! I can think of several U.S. politicians I would love to see publicly spanked caned and or flogged! We could start with the Senate and the House! Both sides of the aisle! ;-)

  2. Thanks, my friend. I'm not about to get political on the blog - it was just an opportunity for a little topical fun. :) I hope the dreadfully punning candidates' names aren't lost on you overseas visitors!

  3. Really funny. thanks... In Florida, it took forever to elect the wrong person for President... :-(

  4. Do the British election results mean Libby Demme and Tori Wright are both going to discipline a man together?

    Now that's an interesting Coalition!

  5. Just popped over from Red's blog

    LOL, great post. Love your artwork.


  6. Hey Ronnie! Thanks for stopping by with a nice comment. Kisses too - I think that's a first for the blog :)

  7. Hi, Great blog and fantastic art. Wanted to ask though, why the cane for the Labour and not for the Tory? I would have thought the cane was more likely to be a public school / Tory thing.
    Scally (in the UK)

  8. Scally, thanks, and welcome! :)

    Your question's a good one, but I don't have an answer. I think I just allocated all the implements at random!


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