Men, huh? Can't live with 'em. Can't strip 'em and spank 'em. Well actually, you CAN, in this little corner of cyberspace. Around here, fully grown males are at constant risk of humiliating bare bottomed correction - hence the 'humblings' of the title.



Monday, 30 September 2013

Remote Control


Most anyone who's been married, or lived with a partner or a housemate or a sibling, is familiar with the war that can develop over possession of the TV remote.

Of course, in a female-led household the conflict is pretty short-lived and the outcome a foregone conclusion. The question isn't whether you'll be watching her choice of programme - it's whether or not you'll be sitting comfortably to do it, or indeed standing up and making yourself useful while she does.

Today's drawing illustrates the result of one such domestic skirmish. It also happens to be blog visitor Elbo's prize for coming first in the Word Search competition back at the end of July. He came up with the scenario, too.

Nice work, Elbo - hope you like it!

21 comments:

  1. Aaaaaargh!! No comments yet? 'Cause this is just so...awesome!! I love when there is a bit of the man's penis on sight, I'm wet just looking at that! And I wanna spank that butt too, he looks like he didn't learn the lesson very well hahaha!
    Welcome back Underling!

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    1. Thank you, Anon. There's no nicer compliment for a drawing than hearing that it produced a reaction 'down there' - it's the primary mission so far as I'm concerned.

      I thought a little scowling would make a nice change from the usual unhappy contrition, but I also think you're right - someone needs a few more strokes of the belt!

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  2. The humiliating (lack of) dress code is probably part of the punishment, Anon. That and standing there while his better half watches hours of soaps and costume dramas...)

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    1. Absolutely, Mr X. If he doesn't want to watch her choice of viewing then he can face the wall instead while putting on a little show of his own.

      I expect soaps and dramas will feature high on the schedules, meanwhile. What they're actually watching right now is a men's diving event, although the angle of the screen meant I've struggled to make that even remotely clear. My lady suggested this, by the way - apparently it's very popular viewing for women, and she's always hoping the men's trunks will come off as they hit the water. Sounds like a classic CFNM scenario!

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  3. Hmmm. Obviously, you're the artist Underling and I wouldn't want to interject pedantic realism into such a lovely composition...

    ...but wouldn't he get better reception if he goes and stands out on the roof?

    I suppose she could be merciful and only send him out there in bad weather, when you really need that external positioning to get decent reception. But it's best not to be too soft in these situations, really.

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    1. You're right, of course, Servitor. But if he falls and breaks something then he's going to be even more useless than he is now - and at least while he's indoors she can keep an eye on him.

      Who knows what he'd get up to up there unsupervised, especially without his pants on.

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  4. Wow Undie, there's so many little details to love in this piece (her implements, his exposure) but I guess I'll just focus on the gorgeous spanker you've created - she looks like a right saucy minx, but the sort who gets to do whatever she wants and if hubby argues it's him who gets punished with her cute little strap.
    And I must say I'm curious about the other lady. Is she the wife's friend? The husband's old college friend? His sister? Did she get to watch the spanking or is she just there for the aftermath? And with that foot slipped seductively between the wife's legs...is the naughty hubby going to get to listen to his wife having fun with another woman as he keeps his nose pressed in the corner?

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  5. Thanks, Q! She's saucy, alright, as is her flirtatious friend.

    I'm not really sure what's going on, if anything, between those two, Women are a funny lot, always so comfortable with lolling all over one another. But there's definitely the hint of a girlie crush in that sideways glance, don't you think?

    That's a doubled-over belt she has, by the way - one of your favourite implements, I believe - although I could have drawn it a little better!

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    1. Indeed it is! At first I thought it was one of those custom strops like london tanners makes, though i suspect the effect is much the same :)

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  6. Underling,

    I love your drawings. Good to see you posting.

    Love and hugs,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thank you, Ronnie. It's always lovely to see you in here. xx

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  7. Hi Underling:

    Great to see another classic Underling original! Beautiful artwork as always! I swear you just keep getting better!

    In our house Her Majesty has absolute control over the television remote. I call it her "scepter". I may suggest things I would like to watch but she always has the last word. Sometimes begging can be effective....

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    1. Thanks, HMP! If I keep getting better, then the next thing I should work on is getting faster ;).

      Glad to see you have your priorities straight on the use of the TV remote. And 'scepter'... that made me smile :).

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  8. Well, 'rabbit ears' strike me as a bit outdated, given that most people (here in the U.S.A. anyway) seem to have either cable or satellite television service--unless they're of rather limited income, of course--but I don't know about other English-speaking societies.

    The wife is holding a strap, but there appears to be a wooden paddle sticking out of the drawer just below the television--so perhaps that's being kept on reserve for a potential 'second round' of marital correction, I'm guessing.

    Controlling the remote, that can cause spousal conflict--which is general resolved in one effective way in a FLDD household... --C.K.

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  9. Congrats! You (with the help of Elbo) are very good at finding solutions for everyday conflicts. Blogs like yours should be named in female magazines! : )

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  10. 'Outdated'?! How very dare you, CK. I have an aerial just like that one at home! ;)

    Yes, the paddle is kept in reserve but often on view, and I've always liked the idea of implements sitting in drawers - preferably the underwear drawer of the recipient, so s/he gets a daily reminder both that it's ready to be used and of where it will be applied when necessary!

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  11. Alex, thank you. If only all conflicts could be resolved in such an efficient fashion.

    Your ladies are of course more than a match for mine when it comes to a no-nonsense route to domestic bliss.

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  12. Hi Underling,
    Another wonderful pic..than you.
    i just opened my blog containing my collection of spanking stories and comics. hope you enjoy it and promote with your followers. hers the link

    http://glenmoretales.blogspot.ca/

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    1. Thank you! I'll be sure to check out your blog. :)

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  13. Another wonderful pic! I just wonder if he is wearing a 'bunny tail' to go with the rabbit ears?

    In our FLR home, she has sole control of the remote. It sits right next to her hairbrush and OTK Spanking Paddle. Nice and handy, don't you think?
    Ken

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    1. Hello Ken, my friend. A bunny tail! What a wonderful image. Now why didn't I think of that?

      And I'm quite sure Cora gets to watch pretty much whatever she wants. ;)

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