Men, huh? Can't live with 'em. Can't strip 'em and spank 'em. Well actually, you CAN, in this little corner of cyberspace. Around here, fully grown males are at constant risk of humiliating bare bottomed correction - hence the 'humblings' of the title.



Wednesday, 25 December 2013

The Samantha Clause



'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop
The workforce of elves had been toiling non-stop
To wrap up the presents and stuff them in sacks,
No time to make small talk, no time to relax.
For perched on a chair overlooking the scene
There sat a young woman in red velveteen.
Her garb was familiar, and trimmed with white fur
And being quite short showed a whole lot of her.
For those of you asking "Where's jolly St. Nick?
And who is this red-and-white minidressed chick?"
Well, Santa retired at the end of last season -
"Lumbago," he gave as the primary reason.
"Since I put me back out it isn't the same.
This sleigh-driving lark is a young Claus's game.
I've done it for hundreds of years, give or take -
It's time I clocked off for a well-deserved break.
I'll sit in my rocker, smoke pipes and drink beer.
My daughter Samantha can take charge from here."
When news of this handover got to the elves
Those mischievous minions had said to themselves:
"Thank God that old slave-driver's hung up his sack.
This Christmas we'll lounge and we'll slouch and kick back.
We'll tell our new boss she will have to play ball.
She's only a slip of a girl, after all.
We'll all get a helping of seasonal cheer
As soon as she sees who's in charge around here."
But looks are deceiving, and elves are not smart.
"There'll be no more slacking," said Sam, "for a start!
My management style's of a different sort
With visits to lap-land for those who fall short."
The elves had all chuckled and taunted "To where?
To Lapland, you say? But we're already there!"
But then their new boss put a stop to their glee
By putting the first of them over her knee!


Have a wonderful Christmas, everyone!

29 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas or Xmas if you prefer, Another amazing work of art. It has the right level of naughty and nice. Thank you for everything you do!

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    1. Thank you, wes. I guess I prefer 'Xmas', being both irreligious and lazy at typing - even though when you consider it properly it's an awful abbreviation. Truth be told, I'm not a huge fan of the festive season - but I hope I've added a touch of glamour to the Santa mythology.

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  2. I like the play with words "Samantha Claus".

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    1. Thanks, Simcor. I debated with my lady whether I should use 'Samantha' or 'Sandra'. The former won out because we thought it sounded more 'Domme'. No offensive to all the spanking Sandras out there. ;)

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  3. Yet again it's brilliant. I feel for that mischieveous elf, your animation makes his spanking look very realistic. It made me smile to find out that Santa quit because of Lumbago, two great rhyming lines. Have a great Christmas, you are my Christmas treat... will there be another spanking in store for New Year? xx

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    1. Thank you, Anon. I feel for him too. He looks so small and vulnerable, and it must be humiliating given that although he's half her height he's at least three times her age. Still, if elves don't want to be spanked then they need to behave themselves - otherwise it's liable to happen because they fit so nicely over the knee! As for Santa's lumbago, that's what you get for lugging around heavy sacks of toys.

      Elves aren't likely to get New Year spankings since they don't need the motivation post-Christmas - you, on the other hand, probably have no end of them in store ;). xx

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  4. Lovely! I like the concept and the rude awakening for the elves who think they've got it made now.

    Is there any way for me to download the .gif? I'd like to save it, if I can.

    Thanks.

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    1. Thanks, smuccatelli. I agree that these scenarios are all the sweeter when the recipients have shown that they need taking down a peg or two.

      The animation's actually a Flash .swf file rather than a gif (although I must try converting them at some point). However you should be able to save a copy of it from its source location at http://sites.google.com/site/underlingimaginings/swfs/sclaus2.swf and then, all being well, it should open in your browser when you select it from your hard drive. If it doesn't work, fire an email in my direction and I'll sort it out for you. :).

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  5. Well done! Merry Christmas to you and yours :)

    Suzanne

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    1. Thank you, Suzanne. And the same to you. xx

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  6. BRILLANT ^^
    Funny and sweet - and hot somehow

    Better than any supposed ireverencious Xmas pictures I've found on my Facebook wall this week

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    1. Thanks, Alex my friend. I guess forwarding this to all your Facebook friends might raise some eyebrows, and maybe even some protests. We should make it clear that no actual elves were harmed in the making of this animation.

      Although some of them did have their attitudes adjusted.

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  7. Wonderful!

    Thank you so much for all your great art and delicious writing over the year, Underling. Hope you had a merry Christmas - and a happy New Year to you as well!

    S

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  8. Thank you, Servitor, and likewise your work (of which there's a good deal more than there is of mine - I'm actually quite pleased with myself for having posted twice in December!)

    Best wishes to you and yours. I daresay 'cousin' Raoul has opened his Christmas present already - probably multiple times. Is that what they mean by 'the gift that keeps on giving'? ;)

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  9. Wonderful seasonal spanking art and poem Undie. Merry XXXmas! The animation certainly resonates with me as my lady and I love to play the 'Strict Mrs Claus' fantasy on Christmas Eve or Morning, though I am usually a naughty boy on her list rather than an elf

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    1. Cheers, Q. What fun to have your own real-life strict Santa-ette! I bet you feature very high on her naughty list. :)

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  10. The addition of the sound of her palm smacking his little bottom makes this even better! Thanks, Undy!

    Good story, great illo!

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  11. Thanks, smuccatelli. Your comment made me listen to it again and realise that in actual fact I'd used a pretty lousy sound effect.

    I've now replaced it with a new one which I think works much better. Actually, I say 'new' - in reality it's recycled from this post, which makes me wonder what the perfect spanking sound effect would be. Maybe when someone creates it, it will be reused endlessly - the spanko equivalent of the infamous 'Wilhelm Scream'. :)

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    1. Oh, and if anyone's saying 'Sound effect? What sound effect?': click on the little icon at the top-right of the animation. I don't think that's as obvious as it could be.

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  12. Need to keep those elves in line. Just as well Santa has the redoubtable Samantha to do this for him.

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  13. Yes indeed, Aunty Andrea! I'm sure you'd be more than up to the job yourself, but I expect you have better things to do on Christmas Eve. :)

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  14. A very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Underling! Her Majesty and I loved the animated artwork and the poem! All the best to you in 2014! :)

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    1. Thanks, HMP ;). I enjoyed producing the poem and the animation, but as ever I went right to the wire and was up until the early hours finishing them off. I really must get organised one of these days.

      Glad to see you are still posting too. I'll go back and read your story when I have a bit longer to spend on it - it looks very intriguing indeed!

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  15. Great poem and animation, Underling! I hope you had some wonderful holidays and I wish you all the best for 2014. :-)

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    1. Thank you, Kaelah. And very best wishes to you too for the new year. :)

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  16. Wow! So cute and naughty and fun! (Oh, I just described Underling to a tee). Thanks for creating such a lovely festive treat xx

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    1. Thank you, sweetie. And you're not so bad yourself ;). Glad you enjoyed this.

      xx

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  17. This is great! Very realistic! (It might be interesting to be able to vary the speed... Would it be easy to add that?)

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    1. Thanks, Anon. All things are possible, but it wouldn't be easy to vary the speed of this one without going back to square one and redesigning it. So maybe I'll put that on the list for the next animation.

      Meanwhile, variable speed spanking is available here. At least, you can make it go faster if you're dexterous enough ;).

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