Men, huh? Can't live with 'em. Can't strip 'em and spank 'em. Well actually, you CAN, in this little corner of cyberspace. Around here, fully grown males are at constant risk of humiliating bare bottomed correction - hence the 'humblings' of the title.



Saturday, 14 March 2015

Hello, Sailor

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, girls will put you 'cross their knees...


So sang The Village People - well, nearly - way back in 1978.

Quite how much a cowboy, a construction worker, a biker, a soldier, a native American and a motorcycle cop actually knew about maritime military tradition is open to debate - the largely female crew of HMS Martinet, on the other hand, are well versed in it and are dedicated guardians of one aspect in particular: discipline.

Of course, it's not all about standing to attention and saluting - when a vessel is going to be at sea for weeks at a time there have to be opportunities to let off steam, and things can get a little boisterous. For the junior male ratings there are occasions when full uniform won't be required, as young Seaman Staines here - stop sniggering at the back - is just in the process of finding out. And since he's going to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with these ladies for the next month at least, he may just have to accept that some 'traditions' are newer than others.

So, any takers for a post aboard the Martinet? The crew are looking forward to giving you a warm welcome. All together now...

They want you, they want you,
They want you as a new recruit!

33 comments:

  1. Great post Undie....a ship of spanks! Hope to see more on this one...

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    1. Or a paddle steamer, perhaps :). Thanks, Glenmore - glad you liked this.

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  2. Love all those white skirts and gloves. I've been missing your art, welcome back.

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    1. Oh, I love them too J - there's something about a woman in whites! Thanks for the welcome back - of course I haven't really been away, but it does feel like it.

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  3. Seaman Staines? You ought to be ashamed of yourself... :-)

    Is there a story to go with this?

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    1. Oh, I am smuccatelli - terribly, terribly ashamed. :)

      There's no story, I'm afraid. I hope the picture tells its own. But you never know!

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  4. It's Roger the Cabin Boy who I really feel sorry for ;) Wonderful uniforms on those ladies Undy. I hope the officer gets to put him across her knee for a big finale at the end of the 'gauntlet'

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    1. Thanks, Q. Glad you liked the uniforms, and if you look closely there are a couple of wristwatches visible - I drew those specifically for you!

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  5. Terrific illo, Undie!
    Think I'll look up the nearest recruiting office...

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    1. Thank you, RR. This one was a bit of an epic - I normally balk at drawing more than three characters, but there are a whopping thirteen here (or rather, twelve whoppers and one whoppee). Of course many of the women are mostly obscured, which lightened the workload, but still - phew!

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  6. Wow, if there had been these kinds of opportunities back when I was draft eligible, I might have volunteered for such duty. All those shapely ladies holding paddles!

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    1. I agree, sbw - perhaps this would make a reasonable recruiting poster.:)

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  7. I'll join up straight away -rum, uniforms and the lash sound like a good recipe..for discipline!

    I hear that the punishments in he brig are quite tough too..deck swabbing may be preferable to sitting down..)

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    1. Hehe. Thanks, Mr X. I'm not big on swabbing but I could probably learn to like it!

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  8. Wonderful running of the gauntlet. The experienced officer is advising him to waddle down and keep his genitals tightly clasped between his thighs. Tight buttocked they should not connect with his little jewels.

    Love the one stretching Her arm muscles.

    I think though there might be an ankle thrust out and he will go sprawling.

    Femsup

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    1. Thanks, Femsup. Sounds almost as though you have first-hand experience of this sort of thing!

      I agree that there's something quite powerful about the idea of running the gauntlet. And yes, there are definitely opportunities for tripping! I should imagine that would cause much maritime merriment.

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  9. Hi Underling:

    I asked Her Majesty if I could enlist but she told me I had plenty of deck swabbing to do at home! Love the new illustration! Good to see you posting again!

    Best

    hmp

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    1. Thanks, my friend. Glad you liked this - it was many months in the making (which is to say, I started it many months ago but only recently knuckled down properly to finish it!)

      Funny you mention swabbing the decks at home - I had a very similar conversation with my girlfriend ;).

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  10. Could you possibly do a captions where a zailor is regressed into diapers my a female superior? I think that would be really hot.

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    1. Hmm. Diaper discipline isn't really my scene, Anon, although I do like a little feminisation. I'd be very happy to read your caption idea, though! :)

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  11. Underling, wouldn't it be important for this new cadet to be next sent to Dr. Thandiwe, doing her week a month Reserve duty, for a complete physical to make sure he is really seaworthy? And the officer in the picture should not only escort him to sickbay, she should observe the exam.

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    1. I'm very glad you remember Thandiwe, Anon, although she hasn't made an appearance for quite a while. Just imagine how many humiliating medical exams she's performed in the last few years - I'm sure she can only have got more strict! I daresay she could make time to give some sailors a good going-over.

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  12. This blog has become boring as fucking shit. SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN.

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  13. I joined the Navy at 17 and was assigned to an all girls missile frigate... only problem I was a boy. I had to swab the deck in the buff every day. I was watched very carefully which caused unwanted erections. My erections were to be a source of pride as they were caused by all the women looking at me. I would have to sit naked on a stool at the head of the lunch line where all the girls ogled scratched and slapped my member. My ejaculations were unbelievable... sometimes without being touched. Then back to the deck. Wow!

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  14. This blog is like watching paint dry. One update per year? Just call it a day. Nothing to see here.

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  15. I agree. This blog used to be good but now it sucks. I am deleting it from my bookmarks.

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  17. Long time no updates... be back soon mate !!
    Hope all is well

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  18. What a great rendering, worth the wait! Such a cutie, my goodness. Nice round bottom, so vulnerable and deserving of strictest attention. He'll soon be taught a whole new set of behaviors that will stay with him for life. Another boy brought to heel. Very satisfying.

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  19. What a great rendering, worth the wait! Such a cutie, my goodness. Nice round bottom, so vulnerable and deserving of strictest attention. He'll soon be taught a whole new set of behaviors that will stay with him for life. Another boy brought to heel. Very satisfying.

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