Men, huh? Can't live with 'em. Can't strip 'em and spank 'em. Well actually, you CAN, in this little corner of cyberspace. Around here, fully grown males are at constant risk of humiliating bare bottomed correction - hence the 'humblings' of the title.



Thursday 31 January 2013

Equipment Failure

I've been meaning to follow up this post in which my stepsister Wanda was going on about the disciplinary training at her office - and now I have! :)

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Kevin Peters could scarcely remember spending a more uncomfortable morning at OSIRIS. Wanda, his overbearing and frankly sadistic line manager, had insisted he facilitate that day's course - Disciplinary Techniques - for the new female intake. Given just a day's notice Kevin had booked the training room, printed and bound manuals, sourced equipment, attached diagrams to whiteboards, and sent out invitations. With an empathetic shudder he had secured two well-used caning dummies - stitched and stuffed, he knew, by inmates of the local men's prison - to heavy tables.

Finally satisfied, if more than a little apprehensive, he had waited at the door to distribute the course books and the long, whippy OSIRIS-issue canes to the arriving trainees. Here they came, giggling in anticipation, one or two of them taking the opportunity to upbraid him for no good reason - trying out their newly-appointed roles as managers of men.

The air of expectation only increased with the entrance of Dana 'The Caner Trainer' Balewa. The statuesque and beautiful Nigerian, five-inch heels clacking on the linoleum, swept through the doorway and homed in on Kevin without breaking stride. Leaning so close that the heady mix of her perfume and her warm breath made his head swim, she reached around the bundle of canes in his arms to straighten the knot of his tie.

'You're one of Wanda's, aren't you?' she mused as if to herself. 'Yes,' said the young man; and a moment later added a hurried 'ma'am', in response to an almost imperceptible raising of her eyebrow.

Sliding one of the wicked implements from his grip, the tall woman flexed it appraisingly until it formed an almost circular frame for her steely gaze. 'I just met her in the canteen. She said she'd be along shortly to see how well you've done. Or... not.' She approached one of the dummies and, frowning, traced a long fingernail over the threadbare fabric stretched across its rump. 'This naughty boy's seen some action, hasn't he? I'd say he's just about to go pop!' She leaned over to examine the other dummy. 'And if anything, this one's even worse. You do have replacements lined up, I take it?'

Kevin felt his face flush crimson and his jaw slacken. There was no chatter in the room now, and one or two of the delegates were openly smirking at the exchange. His mouth was still working ineffectually several seconds later when Wanda appeared at his shoulder. 'All set?'

'I... think so,' faltered Kevin. 'Shall I just leave these things here? I do have that report to be getting on with.'

Wanda wagged a finger in mock rebuke. 'Before we've even started? Which part of 'facilitate' don't you understand, Mr Peters? No, you can stay put for the duration. You have the whole evening to make sure that document's on my desk first thing tomorrow.'

And so Kevin did stay put, as Ms Balewa laid stroke after laser-guided stroke across the first dummy's bulging behind while her awestruck students watched and learned and eagerly awaited their turns.

When the time came, some of those young women were suspiciously adept. Others were hopelessly off-target. All were wildly enthusiastic, and every one of them terrified Kevin Peters. Gradually the damage to the dummy's rear became untenable. Kevin watched, dismayed, as a tiny opening appeared in the tortured material and a single white feather worked its way through it and floated ominously to the floor. It only took another two strokes for the fabric to split completely, disgorging its downy contents into the air and prompting a triumphant cheer from the assembled women.

And Dana Balewa had been right about the other dummy - it didn't even survive her second demonstration, bursting at an overstressed seam as the cane thudded home. This time the applause was short-lived, the trainees sensing an early end to their entertainment; and as it died away Kevin became aware that Wanda was speaking into his ear in the sing-song stage whisper she reserved for such occasions. 'Oh dear, Kevin. A little lacking in preparation, wouldn't you say? We have the whole afternoon reserved for practice, and nothing to practise on. Do you have any suggestions?' She leaned a little closer, and used the palm of her hand to deliver two sharp swats to the seat of his trousers.

'Any ideas, Kevin?' she said. 'Any ideas at all?'

16 comments:

  1. Hi Underling:

    Great story and a wonderful illustration as always! I thought I should mention that I adorned my most recent post with original Underling artwork! :-)

    All The Best

    hmp

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    1. Thanks, HMP. And thank you, as ever, for reposting my pictures. It's always great to see them on other sites.

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  2. Amazing work, Dana is absolutely gorgeous - dominant women look good in a shirt and tie! Good to see what happened in one of the 'sneak previews' you gave a while ago too.

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    1. Cheers, Q. I thought it was about time I made good on that preview - this drawing has probably had a longer gestation period than any other I've done, and that's saying something! It was a pleasure, and a relief, to finally get it finished and posted. And I agree, there's something about a lady in a tie...

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  3. Excellent work, Undie! Any chance of a follow-up piece...?

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    1. Thank you, RR. As for a follow-up, I'm not sure - maybe eventually, but often I think it's nice to just leave things hanging... your imagination can do the rest.

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  4. Hello Underling!

    Do any of these Strong Women ever take on male employees as, ahem, 'romantic' partners outside of work hours? It would seem that these stern, manipulative, Female Powerhouses could recognize, develop, and exploit 'some' kind of valuable talent in these compliant males, even if only on an 'as needed' basis.

    The thought of being trained as a bedroom toy by Ms. Balewa actually makes my knees a little weak!

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    1. Hello there, joeygirl. I suppose an office romance is always possible between OSIRIS employees - but a male partner should probably consider himself fairly expendable. And in any case, given their workload these guys don't get much opportunity for play. ;)

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  5. Ouch, the poor caning dummy looks very unhappy! And Kevin looks even more scared. Great picture and story, Underling. I especially enjoy your sense for nice little details, like, for instance, the training charts and the second caning dummy in the background. :-)

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    1. Thank you, dear Kaelah :). I'd originally planned that the dummies' expressions should be drawn on somehow by the trainees, but I could never find a way to make it look the way I wanted it to. And then I thought, why shouldn't the manufacturers add a little embellishment of their own?

      I'm glad you like the background elements - there are so many superb spanking artists around, and I hope the little details in my drawings are a bit of a brand differentiator for me. Of course, the trick is not to overdo it - I found I had to fade out the background colour a lot in order for it not to be too much of a distraction.

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  6. Oh my Oh my. Poor
    Kevin.!

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    1. Oh my indeed, Anon. Poor Kevin. But it's all a learning experience, and I'm sure he won't make the same mistake again.

      Of course, next time there'll probably be some other mistake to thrash him for - but a change is as good as a rest...

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  7. Well, it looks like Kevin's going to have to switch to "Plan B," which will make the new females employees' training much more lifelike and quite enjoyable for them.

    Wanda's really smirking as she's stage-whispering in his ear, isn't she? I'm wondering if she expected this to happen, knowing the worn-out quality of the caning dummies available.

    I doubt that Kevin's posterior will last for a whole afternoon of training, Dana may have to recruit a few masculine 'volunteers' from the OSIRIS male employees to help out... --C.K.

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    1. Plan B it is, CK - although I think it's more Wanda's plan than Kevin's. Right now Kevin's Plan B is probably to feign sudden illness and ask for the rest of the day off, which I don't think is going to work.

      And if Dana decides to stalk the office to look for additional backups, then there'll be a lot of guys trying to look very busy indeed!

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    2. I think Kevin does ask to go home sick and I'm sure he does feel queasy in his stomach. Wanda has one of the girl's fetch her a rectal thermometer while she takes his pants down and puts him in a prostate position with his bum propped up in the air. The girl returns with the thermometer which Wanda firmly inserts up Kevin's anal cavity. He shivers while a couple of the girls giggle. After a couple of minutes of silence she takes the thermometer out and Kevin's temp is found to be normal. Wanda tells Kevin she does not appreciate his attitude or his lying and she owes him a disciplinary spanking for it. She then turns to Ms. Balewa and asks her if she would be so kind as to administer Kevin's beating to him right now. With a big smile, Ms. Balewa responds "My Pleasure." And then Wanda says what Kevin has been most dreading - "To show his thanks for you trying to help him out, I am sure that Kevin will offer to be your dummy for the rest of today's training. After all it is more beneficial for the girls to practice on a real live model. Isn't that right, Kevin?" After a long 30 seconds a soft "Yes, maam" came from Kevin's reluctant lips. So the training proceeded and the new trainees learned many techniques on how to control their male underlings.

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  8. Thank you, mama. I do enjoy reading people's extensions to the fantasy! Let's hope those girls all got the hang of the cane very quickly, so the session didn't go on too long - but I fear some of them may have needed a lot of practice.

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